Which of the mascots pictured above ends the day with a headache laying on the ground? At a football match recently, the above pictured mascots engaged in a race around the field with the winner getting a date with all the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. (I made that part up). In any case, the prize was so good that one of the mascots decided to … [Read more...]
Feb
09
Burton Albion Fan Arrested For Assaulting His Own Team’s Football Mascot
It's bad enough to lay your hands on a female, and it's bad enough to lay your hands on a mascot, but one 15 year old fan has taken it to the next level by... ... assaulting a female mascot! At a Burton Albion football (soccer for you yankees) match yesterday, a 15 year old took it upon himself to assault Betty Brewer (seen above, far right), … [Read more...]
Feb
03
“Where They At” Wednesday, Superbowl Edition: Indianapolis Colts Mascot, Blue
This is a special week for “Where They At Wednesday” as today we’ll feature the two Super Bowl mascots. As you know, every Wednesday, we scour the internet for the official sites of a select group of mascots and put them here for you to see. Do you have an official mascot site we didn’t find… post it in the comments. So here is … [Read more...]
Feb
03
“Where They At” Wednesday, Superbowl Edition: New Orleans Saints Mascot , Gumbo
This is a special week for "Where They At Wednesday" as today we'll feature the two Super Bowl mascots. AS you know, every Wednesday, we scour the internet for the official sites of a select group of mascots and put them here for you to see. Do you have an official mascot site we didn't find... post it in the comments. So here is where you … [Read more...]
Feb
02
Jacksonville Jaguar Mascot Jaxson de Ville Is Burning My Eyes
If you have an uptight boss, or are morally opposed to "Kitty" porn, you may not want to read this post. It looks like Jaxson de Ville, the Jacksonville Jaguars mascot pulled out all the stops at the Pro Bowl game last weekend by interacting with players, throwing t-shirts, and... PARADING AROUND IN A THONG! Seriously, If there is one thing … [Read more...]
Feb
01
New Orleans Saints Mascot “Gumbo” Gets No Love From Reggie Bush
Judging by the pic on the left, you would think that Reggie Bush and Gumbo were the best of friends. But after the Saints beat the Vikings to clinch their first Super Bowl appearance ever, Reggie and Gumbo had a little run in. The Video tells the story. It's 13 seconds long, but the real action happens about the 9 second mark. A reliable … [Read more...]
Jan
20
Lance Bass Loves The Miami Dolphins Mascot T.D.
I know there is a joke here somewhere, but I can't quite think of it... Something about N*Sync, or maybe those pants that TD is wearing? Oh well, thanks to Paul for the pic! Send your video, pictures, or mascot stories to yourmascotsucks@gmail.com … [Read more...]
Jan
19
Jennifer Lopez, Hubby, and Kids love Miami Dolphins Mascot T.D.
Wow, never did I think that such a huge name would grace the pages of Your Mascot Sucks... A pretty snappy dresser that one is. J Lo is looking pretty good too. TD truly is winning the contest for best celebrity/mascot sighting. Thanks to Paul for the submission... more TD to come. Submit your favorite mascot with a celebrity - … [Read more...]
Jan
18
Who’s The Faster Swimmer, Michael Phelps, or TD From The Miami Dolphins
I don't care how many gold medals you have, my money is on the Dolhpin! Get used to seeing TD around here, that guy is a celebrity magnet. Thanks to Megan for the picture!!! Got any pictures of your favorite mascot with a celebrity, send them to yourmascotsucks@gmail.com. … [Read more...]
