Feb
24

Raptors Mascot Fail – Toronto Mascot Gets A Face Full Of Hardwood

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Wow, after the last few weeks, everyone wants a piece of the Toronto Raptors mascot. The Toronto Raptor (weak imposter pictured above) continues to have some of the highest viewed, and funniest mascot videos on the interwebs today. If you haven't seen the Raptor Eats a Cheerleader Video, yoou shoud click that link and go. (Nom Nom … [Read more...]

Feb
24

2010 Vancouver Olympic Mascot Update: Muk Muk Rally For Full Mascot Status

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In other "I wish I had that much time on my hands" news, a group of supporters lobbied for Muk Muk, the adorable Vancouver Olympic mascot sidekick to be raised to full mascot status. If you don't know, Muk Muk was promoted as the first ever mascot "sidekick." I thought all mascots were sidekicks? Well, this rally may be all in fun, but they … [Read more...]

Feb
18

More Mascots Eating Cheerleaders, This Time It’s Houston Rockets Mascot, Air Clutch

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Eating cheerleaders seems to be all the rage nowadays. With the Raptors mascot chowing down on his share, it was only natural that more video appeared. Although this one is not new, it is sure to become very popular as the general public realizes that mascots enjoy a continuous diet of hot cheerleaders. Honestly, I just wish they'd eat the … [Read more...]

Feb
12

Toronto Raptors Mascot Eats Cheerleader

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In a stunt that is burning up the internets, an unlucky cheerleader met her demise at the hands, or the mouth, of the Toronto Raptors mascot. The short altercation happened at halftime of the New Jersey Nets vs. Toronto Raptors game last week. I think the funniest part about the whole video is the announcers sound genuinely concerned. You … [Read more...]

Feb
05

Flashback Friday: The Mariner Moose From Seattle Breaks His Leg

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For today's Flashback Friday, we go to the 1995 Baseball season when the Mariners were reaching their prime. In an ALCS game vs. The Yankees, the Mariner Moose decided to do a little Rollerblade action behind his trusty friend on an ATV. Well, this doesn't end well at all, the Mariner Moose ends up with a nice compound fracture for his … [Read more...]

Jan
28

Southpaw From The Chicago White Sox Takes A Vacation In The Offseason

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Southpaw from the Chicago White Sox (not to be confused with South Paw from University of South Alabama) took a little vacation during the offseason. We all remember our friend Parker from the Fresno Grizzlies going skiing, well, this looks like a much better vacation. Who knew that mascots actually ventured out in the offseason. I figured … [Read more...]

Jan
28

Twister From The Cincinnati Cyclones Has A Flat Head, And A World Record

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We were introduced to Twister (shown above with stalker) via mascot broom-ball in Cincinnati about 10 days ago. Since then, we've wondered about some of his other tricks. This morning we found a video of Twister doing his famous "head slide." There's got to be a joke here somewhere, but this is still pretty cool. UPDATE: Apparently, … [Read more...]

Jan
26

Pink In The Rink Event Lands Laredo Bucks Mascot On The Roof

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Of all mascot stunts, this is a classic. The Laredo Bucks Mascot "Bucky" is headed to the top of the Laredo Entertainment Center this afternoon to stay until Friday, when the Laredo Bucks hold their "Pink In The Rink" event, a benefit for their WINGS program, which benefits women  battling breast cancer. If they sell out the Center, the … [Read more...]

Jan
15

Harvey The Hound, Calgary Flames Mascot, Has Talent

If Harvey The Hound is known for one thing in Clagary, it's getting into trouble. This video, however, shows Harvey displaying impressive balance as he stands ON TOP OF the glass at a hockey game. Now this may not seem difficult, but hes got huge shoes, and the top of the glass is about 1/2 inch wide. AND, he's about 10 feet above the … [Read more...]

Jan
09

What Is “Rocky” Doing At Last Nights Nuggets/Cavs Game?

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Last night, while the network was interviewing Mike Brown, The Denver Nuggets mascot, "Rocky" was seen over his right shoulder climbing a ladder. Were the Nuggets clever enough to play "Stairway To Heaven" during this? Where is he going? Does anyone have video of this craziness? … [Read more...]