Apr
01

The San Jose Earthquakes Know How To Have Fun With Their Mascot Q

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Wow, for a fun loving crowd that I like to think the mascot world is, there was sure a lot of nothing when it came to April Fools fun. Until I ran across this little gem on YouTube. It features Q from the San Jose Earthquakes getting busted for steroids... This video actually had me wondering why any team would do something like this... until … [Read more...]

Mar
11

Dunfermline’s Mascot, Sammy The Tammy, Gets Heat For Gold Medal Tribute

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A soccer mascot is in hot water after pulling a sledding stunt as a tribute to Great Brittian's Amy Williams who won a gold medal in Skeleton at the Winter Olympics. Sammy's stunt during a recent game didn't go well. Taking a sled down a flight of stairs, Sammy lost control and didn't make it all the way down. He was warned by the club announcer … [Read more...]

Feb
22

Mascot Beheaded… Forget The Hat Trick, Soccer Now Has The Head Trick

Camisa do Cruzeiro Mascot

Well, as you most likely know, mascots like to keep their true identity under wraps. Well, the mascot from Camisa do Cruzeiro (seen above copping a feel on a lucky fan) has to have a talk with the players about that. After Roger (another silly soccer/football star with one name) scored on Saturday against Atletico-MG, he instantly headed for … [Read more...]

Feb
09

Football (Soccer) Mascot Loses Race In Grand Fashion

Which of the mascots pictured above ends the day with a headache laying on the ground? At a football match recently, the above pictured mascots engaged in a race around the field with the winner getting a date with all the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. (I made that part up). In any case, the prize was so good that one of the mascots decided to … [Read more...]

Feb
09

Burton Albion Fan Arrested For Assaulting His Own Team’s Football Mascot

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It's bad enough to lay your hands on a female, and it's bad enough to lay your hands on a mascot, but one 15 year old fan has taken it to the next level by... ... assaulting a female mascot! At a Burton Albion football (soccer for you yankees) match yesterday, a 15 year old took it upon himself to assault Betty Brewer (seen above, far right), … [Read more...]

Jan
26

Midnight Masc-hot: The Chivas USA Goat Is A Hit With The Ladies

OK, #1: How does Chivas USA get a goat for a mascot? and #2: How does he land that as a girlfriend? … [Read more...]