Jan
28

Honorary Mascot – Man Dunks Himself At Phoenix Suns Game

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Let's play a little game called what happens next... Well, you can watch the videos for the answer, or read on... The answer is, the guy accidentally dunks himself through the hoop. Now, the guy is Nick Corales, and he is part of the Phoenix Suns dunk team called the Verve Sol Patrol. I really believe that this was accidental... you can … [Read more...]

Jan
19

Utah Jazz Mascot Picks Fight With Lone Cleveland Cavaliers Fan

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Does it get any better than mascots fighting fans? In this clip, The Utah Jazz mascot singles out a supposedly unruly Cleveland Cavaliers fan and proceeds to pick a fight. The Cavaliers fan was holding a "Jazz Stinks" sign, so he was asking for it. Now, the clip is entertaining, and pretty convincing (see the forearm shiver Jazz Bear gives … [Read more...]

Jan
06

Cleveland Cavaliers Throw New Mascot Into The Mix

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What do the Cleveland Cavaliers do when a big headed star who is full of hot air leaves town? Well duh, they replace him with another big headed star whose full of hot air. The Cavaliers have debuted a second mascot this season, Sir Cleveland Cavalier, based more closely on the teams name and logo. He's complete with sword and giant … [Read more...]

Oct
04

Cleveland Cavaliers Mascot Moondog Faces Weak Lawsuit And Even Weaker Arm Tendons

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Well, we've all heard about mascots getting sued over some crazy claims, but we're bordering on the ridiculous here. It seems a man has sued the Cleveland Cavaliers, and Quicken Loans Arena to find out the identity of the Cleveland mascot Moondog. From Courthouse News Service: A man sued the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Quicken Loans Arena … [Read more...]

Oct
04

Sacramento Kings Mascot, Slamson Camps Out On Ikea Sign To Sell More Tickets

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Well, we've seen this before, and I am sure we'll see it again... Here are the steps to selling tickets in the NBA: Step #1: Find really tall place. Step #2: Put mascot up there. Step #3: Sell tickets? That's what the Sacramento Kings have decided to do as they have put their mascot Slamson on top of the Ikea sign to sell 1000 more … [Read more...]

Jul
19

Benny The Bull Battered, Beaten, And Bruised At Odyssey Fun World

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While not molesting cute acrobatic acts, Benny The Bull likes to go hang out with the kids at local fun places. Well, during a recent hang out session, Benny ended up being a victim of someone's bad day. The Chicago Sun-Times reports: As the group crossed a foot bridge leading to the go-kart area, a man and woman approached from the opposite … [Read more...]

Jul
06

Miami Heat Mascot Burnie Camps Out For Dwayne Wade

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Well, Free Agency is upon us. In other words, a bunch of guys who make 7 million a year for sub-par performance shop themselves around to try and make more money. Well, Dwayne Wade is one of those guys, and he has yet to make a commitment either way. So, in a feat of desperation, Burnie, the mascot of the Miami Heat is making the entry of … [Read more...]

Jun
28

The Utah Jazz Bear Slides From Upper Deck To Floor In 4 Seconds…

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With help from Little Giant Ladders, The Utah Jazz Bear stepped it up one notch in his "crazy stunt" arsenal with this upper deck to floor slide. You've seen the Bear slide down the stairs at Energy Solutions Arena before, but never from this high. Awesome stunt, and an awesome mascot. Jazz Bear Upper Deck Drop video after the jump: … [Read more...]

Jun
08

Mascot Highlight Video Of Stuff From The Orlando Magic

Hey, I know this is a bit old, but there are quite a few mascots out there that go above and beyond the call of duty to create an awesome atmosphere. Stuff from the Orlando Magic is one of those mascots, and I just happened to run across a great highlight video that compiles many of the antics that make stuff great. You know, more mascots, … [Read more...]

Jun
03

Denver Nuggets Mascot, Rocky Runs The Bolder Boulder 10K

Ok, if there is anything I love more than Heather Mitts, it would be the picture of Rocky, The Denver Nuggets mascot I have posted to my right. And thanks to loyal reader Mike, I have another awesome story about Rocky to post. It seems over the weekend, Rocky decided to run a 10K, and many fans didn't think he could do it. According to … [Read more...]