Feb
02

LA Kings Mascot Bailey Remakes (And Removes The Hotness From) Carls Jr. Commercials

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I may never look at those Carl's Jr. commercials again after I saw this remake by LA Kings Mascot Bailey. Above is a side by side comparison (Audrina Patridge vs. Bailey) of one portion of the commercial which Bailey's team made to promote a big battle between himself and the Carl's Jr. star. Personally, I'd rather see Paris Hilton Vs. … [Read more...]

Jan
22

Moondog From The Cleveland Cavaliers Hopes This Housewife Is Desperate

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From dictionary.com, the definition of a Cavalier is "a horseman, esp. a mounted soldier; knight." So what better to have as your mascot than a dog... Well, here he is with Eva Longoria, star of Desperate Housewives. Sorry Moondog, I don't think she's that desperate. Picture stolen from Moondog's flickr. … [Read more...]

Jan
20

Lance Bass Loves The Miami Dolphins Mascot T.D.

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I know there is a joke here somewhere, but I can't quite think of it... Something about N*Sync, or maybe those pants that TD is wearing? Oh well, thanks to Paul for the pic! Send your video, pictures, or mascot stories to yourmascotsucks@gmail.com … [Read more...]

Jan
19

Jennifer Lopez, Hubby, and Kids love Miami Dolphins Mascot T.D.

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Wow, never did I think that such a huge name would grace the pages of Your Mascot Sucks... A pretty snappy dresser that one is. J Lo is looking pretty good too. TD truly is winning the contest for best celebrity/mascot sighting. Thanks to Paul for the submission... more TD to come. Submit your favorite mascot with a celebrity - … [Read more...]

Jan
18

Who’s The Faster Swimmer, Michael Phelps, or TD From The Miami Dolphins

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I don't care how many gold medals you have, my money is on the Dolhpin! Get used to seeing TD around here, that guy is a celebrity magnet. Thanks to Megan for the picture!!! Got any pictures of your favorite mascot with a celebrity, send them to yourmascotsucks@gmail.com. … [Read more...]

Jan
15

Washington Nationals Mascot “Screech” Gets Low with Flo-Rida

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After complaining about the number of celebrities on the site, you guys came through with some awesome submissions... ... but really, I don't think "The Situation" from The Jersey Shore is quite a celebrity yet. This picture, however, does qualify and was submitted by Corey... Thanks Man! It's nice to see Screech take time out to pose for … [Read more...]

Jan
13

Carl’s Jr. Star Mascot Is A Hit With Kim Kardashian

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I was looking for a way to get some celebrity pictures on this site, and now I've done it. I know it's not a sports mascot, but for Kim Kardashian, I'll make and exception. Although, this smells a little fishy because Kim Kardashian is now a spokesperson for Carl's Jr. Although, I wouldn't mind being in that star suit... mascots get away … [Read more...]