By all official reports, his name is "Gigante." Mascots already look pretty crazy, there is really no need to put a silly expression on one. … [Read more...]
Jan
19
Cincinnati Reds Mascot Gapper Helps With Haiti Relief Supplies
Seriously, everyone needs to pitch in for this relief effort, take an example from Gapper here, he's taking time out from his serious social schedule to help put together some supplies for Haiti earthquake relief. How is your mascot helping out, ? Let us know at yourmascotsucks@gmail.com. … [Read more...]
Jan
15
Washington Nationals Mascot “Screech” Gets Low with Flo-Rida
After complaining about the number of celebrities on the site, you guys came through with some awesome submissions... ... but really, I don't think "The Situation" from The Jersey Shore is quite a celebrity yet. This picture, however, does qualify and was submitted by Corey... Thanks Man! It's nice to see Screech take time out to pose for … [Read more...]
Jan
12
Carolina Mudcats Mascot “Muddy” Has One Tough Legal Team
It seems the Carolina Mudcats, and the Cincinnati Reds grew up with those kind of parents that said "You're very unique, no one could ever be like you." At least, that's what it sounds like as the Professional Mudcats won a legal battle over the Stony Brook College Mudcats for the rights to the Mudcat name. What it came down to was the fact … [Read more...]
Jan
11
People Go Crazy For Anything Thrown By A Mascot
Here's Cleveland Indians mascot "Slider" throwing out what appears to be T-shirts. But, let's face it, he could be throwing pretty much anything out and those fans would still be going crazy. Rule #1 of mascot-dom: The crowd will cheer if the mascot is throwing something, or shooting something from an air gun. Video after the jump: … [Read more...]
Jan
09
Best Mascot Name Ever: Kansas City T-Bones
If you recognize the mascot above from the Kansas City T-Bones, you know he has one of the best names ever... The bulls name: Sizzle In fact, this whole franchise has taken this theme and added to it with creative names. The kids club = 'Lil chops The team store = The Meat Locker I wonder what they call the baseballs? Photo by … [Read more...]
Jan
08
What Does the Fresno Grizzlies Mascot Do In The Offseason… Goes Skiing, Duh
From our good friend Parker at the Fresno Grizzlies comes this little gem. I've always wondered what a 7 foot tall bear mascot does when baseball's not in season. And, as if they heard me ask, the Fresno Grizlies have answered my question. Here's a hilarious video of Parker trying to make the US ski team for the Winter Olympics next … [Read more...]
