Mascot Madness and Sideline Shenanigans
Well, I can't say we told you so, but we kind of did. Just a few days after leaking Goldy Gopher's routine from the Universal Cheerleaders Association Mascot Championships, Goldy brought the Division IA Mascot National Championship crown home to the University Of Minnesota. Congrats to Goldy, great stuff. You've raised the bar on creativity … [Read more...]
OK, so professional Indoor Lacrosse will never be a sport that ranks highly in America. Even MLS has a better chance. But they are trying their hardest to appeal to the "target audience" with this move. It seems some smart (formerly employed) game operations person (probably the mascot) had the great idea to have a halftime lapdance … [Read more...]
It was the dawn of time. Players like Emmitt Smit, Dan Marino, and Jerry Rice were breaking records on the field (rather than on Dancing With The Stars). Back before instant replay, the internet, that crazy sky-cam thing. When Brett Favre was known more for his on-field play than his text messages. Heck, Jenn Sterger was 12 years … [Read more...]
Seriously Bleacher Report? You're going to let one of your contributors rank the Pac-10 mascots, and call it satire? That's beside the fact you put our beloved Beaver in the bottom 3. (Who doesn't love a six foot Beaver?) Well, it was a good article anyway, and because we lack common sense and superior reasoning skill, we'll link to … [Read more...]
If there is one question I get when I tell people that I was a National Champion College Mascot (USA), it's "Is it hot in the suit?" If there was a second question, it would have to be "How do you win a National Championship?" Well, in a much more arbitrary contest than the BCS, a bunch of mascots are chosen for their spirit, involvement, and … [Read more...]
Above is Alessandra Ambrosio at the FIBA World Basketball Championships in Turkey. Below, we have Chanel Iman hanging out with the West Virginia Mountaineers mascot... If you don't recognize them, I put pictures of them hard at work after the jump... (the models, not the mascots) … [Read more...]
In the FCS (that's Football Championship Series to you BCS lovers) they like to crown a true national champion through a playoff, like it should be. They also like to have mascot dance-offs at pre-championship game tailgate celebrations. In this case though, I smell a setup. Swoop from Eastern Washington University, and yoUDee from the … [Read more...]
Well, Louis is bringing back some memories with this one. At a recent game, the mascot for the St. Louis Blues danced to some of last years greatest hits. Surprisingly absent: Pants On The Ground. Check it out for your self... It'll make your hands go up... . . . . . ... and they'll stay there! Louie Performs Top Songs … [Read more...]
What do the Cleveland Cavaliers do when a big headed star who is full of hot air leaves town? Well duh, they replace him with another big headed star whose full of hot air. The Cavaliers have debuted a second mascot this season, Sir Cleveland Cavalier, based more closely on the teams name and logo. He's complete with sword and giant … [Read more...]
Mascot's on the IR list! It's about time we got some NHL mascot madness goin' on. While attempting to hurdle a folding chair during intermission at a recent game, Stanley C. Panther (what's the C stand for?) sustained an "undisclosed injury" according to a team official, and will be put on the injured reserve list while he heals/rehabs. Says … [Read more...]
